Legs Demotivational Poster
SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.
BEHOLD, - The LLAMAPILLAR!!
Lorena Bobbitt -
POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?
REVERSE PLUMBERS CRACK - Still just as awkward to look at as Standard Plumbers Crack
C O S P L A Y - ANIME's sexy cousin.
A GIRL'S LEGS ARE HER BEST FRIENDS - But all best friends must part eventually.
Is that you calling me home for dinner, mom? -
FERRARI F355 BERLINETTA - 348 cubic inch V8, fuel injected, F1 6-speed transmis....Oh why bother? You're not even listening..
She's Got Legs -
GREYBEARD MANTRA -
BATHROOM HYGIENE -
TUMORS - I'm immune to them
GOOD MARKETING -
EXCUSE ME LADIES -
GREAT LEGS -
Impeded Crawl -
YOUR CONSTANT COMPLAINING - This kid doesn't hear it (or understand it).
SO, TELL ME....... - How Long Does It Take To Shave Those Legs Anyway?
CALCIUM EROSION - The bones in my arms are weak. My leg bones are rubbery. But I still love cola.
EXCUSE ME MISS - Are you aware of the Solstice "Drinks are on me" celebration?
IN CASE OF EARTHQUAKE -
THAT DUDE - Has some sexy legs
QUESTION - Is My Pubic Hair Too Long?
LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING ALL IN - With A Really Nice Pair
DEMOTIVATIONAL - -3 lines max- -2 Legs min-
sexier legs -
Walk those legs right over here -
A Special Needs Pageant -
THE FUTURE -
THE RIGHT CHOICE -
I REMEMBER -
TOC - Pay Her One Compliment On Her Legs And She Looses Her Head.
THE MIRACLE OF OZ - Munchkins know sexy knee caps and hot toes when they see them.
MURPHY'S LAW - If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end
THE DMV - Tall People + Long Lineups = An Unfortunate Circumstance
BOBO ATTACKS - As the trainer felt his legs slowly consumed by Bobo, he knew he should have fed him those peanuts earlier.
the color of.... -
MY WOMAN'S LEGS -
GREAT LEGS - Stockings Should Be Shared